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据名记Shams报导，联盟消息人士泄漏，欧文向篮网恳求买卖。<\/strong><\/p>

Shams称，篮网被奉告，欧文倾向于买卖截止日前被买卖，或许将会挑选在今夏进入自由市场脱离球队。<\/p>

[–]WizardsTurbo2x 9671 points an hour ago<\/p>

LMAAAOOO I KNEW HE WAS TOO QUIET FOR TOO LONG<\/p>

奇才球迷：蚌埠住了，我就知道欧文不会消停这么久的。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 1881 points an hour ago<\/p>

Dude just cannot keep himself out of the news cycle 💀<\/p>

勇士球迷：新闻圈的流量暗码事实被他拿捏了。💀<\/strong><\/p>

[–]Obvious_Parsley3238 1709 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

BRO THIS GUY JUST ROLLS A D20 FOR WHAT HE WANTS TO DO LMAOOOO<\/p>

球迷：欧文随意一抓便是两王四A四2，想怎样打就怎样打呗。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesMono1RailRail 140 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

By far the funniest NBA player ever<\/p>

灰熊球迷：有史以来最搞笑的NBA球员。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]CelticsCT4_LV 71 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

that’s the true Kyrie Irving experience for ya!<\/p>

(trust me, i know)<\/p>

绿军球迷：这便是取得欧文后的实在体会（信任我，我比你们都懂）<\/strong><\/p>

[–]76ersNotsozander 680 points an hour ago<\/p>

SHAMS GET ME TO THE FRONT OF REDDIT<\/p>

76人球迷：Shams一发推我就马上打开了直播吧谈论区。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]MavericksMEMES4DREAMS77 234 points an hour ago<\/p>

Honestly where would this sub be without Kyrie lol<\/p>

独行侠球迷：有一说一，没了欧文，咱们NBA分区要少了多少流量。<\/strong><\/p>

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[–]MavericksMEMES4DREAMS77 1727 points an hour ago<\/p>

Nets fans: “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?”<\/p>

独行侠球迷：篮网球迷心里OS：“欧神仙就不能做回正常人吗？”<\/strong><\/p>

[–]CIark 352 points an hour ago<\/p>

“Damn Kyrie been balling and the nets look great, like a real functioning team”<\/p>

Kyrie: hold my beer<\/p>

球迷：“欧文近期场上打得很好，并且篮网看着很有生机啊，就像一支功用正常的部队。”<\/strong><\/p>

欧文表明：我的演技怎么？<\/strong><\/p>

[–][POR] Rudy FernandezPiano9717 5449 points an hour ago*<\/p>

LMAO the nets are back in the news cycle I see<\/p>

Edit: last week his agent said: \”The desire is to make Brooklyn home, with the right type of extension, which means the ball is in the Nets’ court to communicate now if their desire is the same.\”<\/p>

lol<\/p>

开拓者球迷：我理解了，篮网再次登顶新闻圈。<\/strong><\/p>

补一句：上个礼拜，欧文经纪人说：“咱们的愿景是让布鲁克林成为家，只需有适宜的续约合同，这意味着假如欧文和球队的愿景是相同的，他们就有沟通的空间。”<\/strong><\/p>

[–]BucksNeuroxex 2314 points an hour ago<\/p>

Cannot speak highly enough of Kyrie’s comedic timing. Like, just incredible instinct for the funniest thing to do at the funniest possible moment<\/p>

雄鹿球迷：不得不讲欧文真会挑时分，在最或许出梗的时分把梗抛出来了，几乎就像是天性反响。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]basketblog 897 points an hour ago<\/p>

after leading the nets to 40 point blowout loss, kyrie requests trade<\/p>

球迷：在带领篮网被绿军暴捶40分后，欧文请求了买卖。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]CelticsIndependenceNorth165 730 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

The Celtics just destroyed the Nets again<\/p>

绿军球迷：绿军再次摧毁了篮网。<\/strong><\/p>

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篮网球迷此时的反响<\/p>

[–]TimberwolvesShingorillaz 4384 points 2 hours ago*<\/p>

This is a good reminder that anytime Kyrie is quiet for a while he’s just building his meter to unleash that ultimate.<\/p>

森林狼球迷：这是个很好的提示，任何时分假如欧文沉寂了一段时间，阐明他只是在酝酿大招。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]Heatlopea182 3840 points 2 hours ago*<\/p>

It’s been 90 0 days since Kyrie did some wild shit. 🗓️<\/p>

热火球迷：自从欧文前次闹出幺蛾子现已过去了90……哦不，是0天。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 1945 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

KEVIN DURANT TO SACRAMENTO<\/p>

国王球迷：KD下一站，萨克拉门托。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]Knicksjz4244 199 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

I don’t feel bad for KD, dude literally has made the Nets bend over backwards for Kyrie<\/p>

尼克斯球迷：我并不替KD感到伤心，是他让整个篮网队为欧文折腰。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]WarriorsMichael_B_Lopez 1857 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

What💀💀💀<\/p>

勇士球迷：产生甚么事了💀💀💀<\/strong><\/p>

[–]KingsDaRandomBro 696 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

Here we go again 🤡<\/p>

国王球迷：是什么让咱们在此团聚🤡<\/strong><\/p>

[–]LakersMMDroxy 1635 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

WHO SAID THIS DEADLINE WAS GONNA BE WACK?<\/p>

湖人球迷：是谁说本年买卖截止日会平铺直叙的？<\/strong><\/p>

Shams：湖人、太阳和独行侠是欧文的潜在寻求者<\/a><\/p>

名记：欧文没有给出心仪下家名单 但一直对加盟湖人坚持爱好<\/a><\/p>

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[–]JazzFERFreak731 1057 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

WESTBRICK YOU ARE A NET<\/p>

爵士球迷：铁威，你是篮网球员了。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]FudgeDangerous2086 163 points 2 hours ago<\/p>

Kyrie for WB.<\/p>

Lakers miss playoffs<\/p>

Nets Win championship<\/p>

r/NBA implodes.<\/p>

球迷：凯威交换，<\/strong><\/p>

湖人重回季后赛，<\/strong><\/p>

篮网夺冠，<\/strong><\/p>

直播吧谈论区爆破。<\/strong><\/p>

[–]ThunderNext-Firefighter-753 265 points 2 hours ago*<\/p>

TRADE KYRIE FOR WESTBROOK AND PICKS YOU COWARDS.<\/p>

KD and Westbrook reunion 7 years later!<\/p>

Nets fans no longer have to deal with Kyrie, Lakers fans no longer have to deal with Westbrook. NBA is for the fans. Win-wins all around.<\/p>

雷霆球迷：千万不能怂啊，用威少和选秀权买卖欧文。<\/strong><\/p>

KD和威少7年后重聚。<\/strong><\/p>

篮网球迷再也不必忧虑欧文，湖人球迷也不必忧虑威少了。NBA是给球迷看的，双赢局势，岂不美哉。<\/strong><\/p>

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编译：Fontaine<\/p>